Kai listens intently as the Sci-fi
Logo dishes on Bonnie Hammer's disgusting personal habits. - theFreyKai's Komic Kaptions 46
Kai listens intently as the Sci-fi
Logo dishes on Bonnie Hammer's disgusting personal habits. - theFrey
The dead do not like animated station identification logos - Splarka
Kai to himself: If that sci-fi logo sings "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" just ONE more time....THWACK! - Sassy Assassin
I will win the staring contest this time. - Brunnen Rob
Can you please pan back? I can't see my hair. - Gary H
Kai ponders... Or does he faintly smirk? Oh does it
really matter? What a profile, what composition. :D - theFrey
If they only knew I just cut one. - Brunnen Rob
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. - SassyAssassin
Xev laughs gleefully, she long ago
learned not to play 'Punch - Bug' with an ex-divine assassin - theFrey
Stop telling me about your hot date with Kai. Oh the images -- they won't leave my head. - Brunnen Rob
Tag, you're "it"....you know, this game would be more challenging if we waited until AFTER we land.... - Sassy Assassin
We warned you about those burritos, Stan, but would you listen? Noooooo..... - Sassy Assassin
They tried hard to ignore her when Xev channelled the spirit of Bjork - KirkeOBain
Constipation or the realization
that a steady gig is indeed ending? Who can say. - theFrey
Hummm, spilled hot coffee, or the ice cold soda that he doused it with.... Michael is not sure which was worse. - theFrey
Maybe it wasn't a good idea to take that Laxative before we shot this scene? - Michele C
Whew -- one more line done. Come on last episode. - Brunnen Rob
If I could go back in time and do it all again.....I would have worn boxers on the day I died.....and avoided the 6,000 year wedgie that this thong has become! - Sassy Assassin
Kai: Xev don't grab me THERE!
hmmm codpiece shrinkage methinks.... - Griever
I should have used Preparation H.
4,000 year old hemorrhoids are a b!@#h! -Toad Lady
Michael: Whoooo Hoooo! Will you get a look
at the @ss and legs on that broa... Paul: Michael! A little concentration please, we want to finish this shot today, not
next week! - theFrey
Kai: I ain't gonna let you leave 'til you sing the blues. - Kerri
Kai: " I have killed
mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers. Proud young
warriors and revolutionaries I have killed the evil, the good, the
intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful...But it's been awhile since I
slaughtered a whole room full of petty music critics and no-talent hacks. So,
who's
first? Paula Abdul: Simon! - Julie W.
The producers of Star Search quickly scrap their plans to add a 'Divine Elvis
Impersonator' catagory to compete with American Idol's ratings. - Julie W.
Kai: Would you like to hear my Celtic randition of `Yo Way Yo' from the Light Universe? Great, here it is. - Jhevz
Kai sings softly: Feelings nothing more than Feelings. How I wish I had some Feelings.... (With all do respect to the song Feelings) - Darkcrow
Kai: The dead do not play it again Sam - darkcrow
Simon from American Idol, I must kill you now, orders from His Divine Shadow. - Michele C.
I'd like to dedicate this next song to that adorable man in the red jump suit -- Secret Lover. - Brunnen Rob
No, the dead do not take requests...especially not from heckling SciFi logos! - Kittytrek
With his tremendous experience as a Divine Assassin, Kai realizes that "Killing Me Softly With His Song" is NOT just a catchy title. - Sassy Assassin
'Come on Irene'... oh crap I forgot the words. Tee, hee, maybe I'll hum instead. Mmm, mmm. Crowd Hollers: 'Get of the stage dead bloke!' - Will T
I'll sing anything, even 'God save
the King' but I just won't sing any Bob Dillan - E L