God who? 'come on Lexx, quit
fooling around. - theFreyKai's Komic Kaptions 42
God who? 'come on Lexx, quit
fooling around. - theFrey
Kai: Look 790, they came back to make fun of me again.. I see you looking at me trying to come up with something obnoxious to say!! Just you wait and see what happens when you click on that button to submit your kaption this time!! ::sound of brace clicking:: Go on... It will be the last time you ridicule me!! - Midori
790: Me and you together! Alone! Kai: NOOOO!!- HDS
Kai: Trick or treat! My name is Kai and I am going Halloween begging tonight with my little 790 pumpkin on wheels! I am dressed as a Divine Assassin and 790 is dressed as a robot head!!- Stanelle
Can't you hear them? Hairdressers...and they're getting closer...- Mysteriosa
Kai thinking: is 790 staring at my butt, I know its sexy but please save some for the ladies....- melanie
Officials are looking for the perpetrators who were caught on closed circuit camera rummaging through the underwear drawer of Xev Bellringer on the Lexx..- NB1
After 2 hours, the staring contest between Kai, 790 and the Techies in the catwalks, continues on. Little do the techies know that niether Kai nor 790 can blink, and little do Kai and 790 know that techies, do not blink.- Theta
Kai replaces his brace with the infamous Sci-Fi logo.- P_T_Bando
Christmas Morning on the Lexx was very disappointing. Kai wanted a puppy, but got a robot head.- ottokell
Kai: Psst.... 790 do you get the feeling that we're being watched. -darkcrow
Cue Music: Here I commme to
save the Daaaay! - theFrey
Kai just heard that Vidal Sassoon is having a major sale! - theFrey
Kooh! Blimy! It's Danger Dead!- HDS
Michael finally realizes that the 5 martini lunches have got to stop.- Sassy Assassin
Just as Kai is about to rescue Stan & Xev, He remembers 'Should of taken that diarrhea pill.' - lana evitneter
One small step for a Brunnen-G - one giant step for Brunnen-G kind!- Logan55
Stop laughing! You'd have trouble getting out of this thing if you were 2,000 years old too!- Sassy Assassin
Stupid crazy glue...the dead do not model make...anymore...- Mysteriosa-
In his spare time, Kai secretly practices Twister.- Mysteriosa
Aaaghhh!!!! Who put Vaseline on the moth leg?!? - dgrequeen
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go RIGHT NOW! - TwilightRhapsody
Kai: Dammit! I need to be pushed off a cliff again!!!! I gotta find some friends, quick! Narrator: Next week on Lexx, Special appearances by Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston. - NoBullczw
Kai learned to never again accept eggnogg from Techies. Techie: *snicker* laxitive, it's a wonderful thing. - Theta
Dead Man Walking...well, sort of.- Sassy Assassin
When is Stan gonna' put some damn running boards on these things?- P_T_Bando
Hi-Oh-AYE-oh, it's off to work I go! - Sassy Assassin
Ok! That's it you little logo, I'm coming to kick your @ss!- Vextraxev
Kai thinking: Chicks never seem impressed when I jump out of a moth. Perhaps the dead would look cooler in a PT Cruiser.- ottokell
Kai considers Tina's offer. Hummmm,
a complete reprogramming of 790 in exchange for a quickie... - theFrey
I have been working on making my sweater tighter. Kai: Yes, I see.- HDS
How many smurfs did you have to kill to make that sweater?- stormsweeper
Michael! Michael! Can I have your Autograph? MM: Um.. Who me? No.. I'm not Michael! HOW DARE YOU! Michael only wishes he were as sexy as me! - Midori
Sorry, Tina, Assassins don't make passes at lasses who wear glasses! - Sassy Assassin
You want to do WHAT with my bun? - Sassy Assassin
Kai: Tina, Laura Petrie called, she wants her wardrobe back. - Sarcasmagoria
Michael: If this is a convention then where are the other fans? - DalekTek790
No sorry, I really couldn't tell you whether the Heavens' Gate people got to where they were going or not! - Sassy Assassin
Tina: Come on, Oookie Pookie!! Who got up on the wrong side of the cryopod this morning???? Let's see a smile on Kai-Kai's face!!! That's it, you know Tina-weena wuvs you!!! (The brace can be heard clicking).... - NB1
Kai: What do you mean...my hairdresser is better than your hairdresser! I do my own hair!! - Stanelle Yodere
Kai, look at me when I'm talking to you. Kai: Who wha? Oh (reverting his eyes back up). - HDS
Tina: No, I am not Harry Potter!! - midori
At 2009 years old, Kai has nearly reached the bottom of the groupie barrel. He shudders to think what he'll scrape up when he gets to be Mick Jagger's age! - streudel
Kai: Ya know, stalking is a whole lot more effective when you don't giggle.- ottokell
Kai would never admit it to Xev,
but he gets a distinctly .... pleasurable ...feeling when a female strokes his diagnostic
ports. - theFrey
Kai sings: Put your head on my shoulder...... - HDS
Tell me again how much you like the hair. - stormsweeper
Kai hopes that the ickle organisms that maintain his clothes may actually start to attack Tina... - Griever
Everywhere I go, *somebody* wants a piece of assassin! - Sassy Assassin
Look, 'proto blood failure' is *my* excuse, so get off me already! - Sassy Assassin
Suck up all you want. I am *not* giving you a cigarette. - Mysteriosa
Once again the gravitational magnetic force of Kai's bun has sucked in another groupie- midori
Kai softly singing to the Brunnen G Song: No Way Ho! I'mmm Sorr-ray! No Way Ma! Of getting this Brunnen Geeeeeeeeee!!!!!!" - NB1
Kai:Last time I'm babysitting a teenager! - Leslie
OOOOH! Is that cashmere?- P_T_Bando
You know I'm allergic to wool don't you.- P_T_Bando
Tina: Oh, look, Tina's found herself a Treasure Chest!!!- NB1
Kai: Ewww! please don't drool on the fabric!- Griever
Kai singing: Rock a bye, nerd girl, on the tree top! When the brace swings, your head will go plop! When the head plops, the body will fall! Away will sneak Kai, brace, bun and all!- ottokell
I think it's the mating call for the Brunnen-G. - Kerri
Tina is blissfully unaware that
the only reason that Kai is snogging her, is to punish 790 for all the bad
pornographic poetry he spouts. - theFrey
Narrator: And this week, on 'The Bachelor'..... - Sassy Assassin
790: I knew it! You are cheating on me, after all I have done for you! I cleaned your clothes, cooked your food, gave you MY love and this is the way you treat me? that is it I am leaving mister! - melanie
Tina thinks: The black hair! The white skin! The assassin's uniform!!!!! Who'd ever think I'd be kissing Michael Jackson!!!! - NoBullczw
790 admires his new Kai and Tina snowglobe. - midori
790 flips through the soaps on day time television while waits for the others to return to the Lexx. . . .- Xev_Clusterlizard_loveslave
Just when you thought porn couldn't get any worse. - Theta
Tina is unaware of Kai and 790's scheme to get her on camera. Mwahahaha!" - P_T_Bando
790: I've secretly switched Tina's lipgloss with Krazy Glue. Let's see if she notices!- ottokell